Merry Christmas from the Ace Peak team! Here are some especially jolly resolutions.

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Policy

Gift-givers should donate to charity instead.

Santa Clause should be jailed.

Free the elves.

Grocery stores should close on Christmas.

Corporations should give employees Christmas gifts.

Fact

Snow does more harm than good.

There is a war on Christmas.

Gryla and Leppaludi would defeat the Yule Lads.

Christmas shopping significantly harms online retailers.

Buddy the Elf would have been arrested in reality.

Value

Frosty the Snowman is better than Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

The 12 days of Christmas is the worst Christmas song.

Kevin from 'Home Alone' is a bad role model.

Christmas music is the best music.

'It's a Wonderful Life' is the greatest Christmas movie.