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Adolf Hitler - 27 Topics

  1. The greater the lie the greater the chance that it will be believed. – Adolf Hitler

  2. Those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live. – Adolf Hitler

  3. The majority can never replace the man. – Adolf Hitler

  4. It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge. – Adolf Hitler

  5. Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. – Adolf Hitler

  6. The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force. – Adolf Hitler

  7. Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless. – Adolf Hitler

  8. Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice. – Adolf Hitler

  9. How fortunate for leaders that men do not think. – Adolf Hitler

  10. To be a leader means to be able to move masses. – Adolf Hitler

  11. The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. – Adolf Hitler

  12. Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized. – Adolf Hitler

  13. Great liars are also great magicians. – Adolf Hitler

  14. The great strength of the totalitarian state is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it. – Adolf Hitler

  15. Whoever has experienced war at the front will want to refrain from all avoidable bloodshed. – Adolf Hitler

  16. Strength lies not in defense, but in attack. – Adolf Hitler

  17. I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few. – Adolf Hitler

  18. The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category. – Adolf Hitler

  19. Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise terror sabotage assassination. This is the war of the future. – Adolf Hitler

  20. Hate is more lasting than dislike. – Adolf Hitler

  21. As a Christian, I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. – Adolf Hitler

  22. The very first essential for success is a perpetually constant and regular employment of violence. – Adolf Hitler

  23. He alone who owns the youth gains the future. – Adolf Hitler

  24. By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise. – Adolf Hitler

  25. Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish through eternal peace. – Adolf Hitler

  26. The day of individual happiness has passed. – Adolf Hitler

  27. Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction. – Adolf Hitler

Pixar Movies - 27 Topics

  1. A good soldier never leaves a man behind! – Sergeant, Toy Story

  2. Adventure is out there! – Charles Muntz, Up

  3. Computer, define dancing. – Captain, Wall-E

  4. Nature has a certain order. – Princess Atta, A Bug’s Life

  5. You don’t talk much. I like you! – Ellie, Up

  6. They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity. – Bob, The Incredibles

  7. It isn’t stealing if no one wants it. – Django, Ratatouille

  8. Oh that’s great. Blame it on the little guy. – Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc

  9. Everyone’s special. – Helen, The Incredibles

  10. First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault. – Hopper, A Bug’s Life

  11. Thanks for the adventure. Now go have one of your own. – Ellie, Up

  12. You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. – Alien toys, Toy Story 2

  13. Ain’t no need to watch where I’m goin; just need to know where I’ve been. – Mater, Cars

  14. Try blue. It’s the new red! – Ships Computer Wall-E

  15. This is the perfect time to be hysterical. – Hamm the Piggy Bank, Toy Story 3

  16. Ya can’t rush art. – Geri the Cleaner, Toy Story 2

  17. I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. – Russell, Up

  18. Do not return to Earth. – Shelby Forthright BnL CEO, Wall-E

  19. I don’t want your help. I want you safe. – Carl Fredricksen, Up

  20. Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. – Syndrome, The Incredibles

  21. They can’t know the truth! The truth, you see, is bad! – Flik, A Bug’s Life

  22. Valuing life is not weakness and disregarding it is not strength. – Mirage, The Incredibles

  23. I like you temporarily! – Dug, Up

  24. Do you hear that? It’s the winds of change. – Randall, Monsters Inc

  25. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. – Anton Ego, Ratatouille

  26. I have just met you and I love you. – Dug, Up

  27. So long partner. – Woody, Toy Story 3

Thomas Merton - 27 Topics

  1. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

  2. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone. We find it with another. - Thomas Merton

  3. If a man is to live, he must be all alive, body, soul, mind, heart, spirit. - Thomas Merton

  4. Anxiety is the mark of spiritual insecurity. -Thomas Merton

  5. Our idea of God tells us more about ourselves than about Him. - Thomas Merton

  6. But there is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton

  7. Love, therefore, is its own reward. - Thomas Merton

  8. Solitude is a way to defend the spirit against the murderous din of our materialism. - Thomas Merton

  9. A man knows when he has found his vocation when he stops thinking about how to live and begins to live. - Thomas Merton

  10. Peace demands the most heroic labor and the most difficult sacrifice. - Thomas Merton

  11. Souls are like athletes that need opponents worthy of them if they are to be tried and extended and pushed to the full use of their powers and rewarded according to their capacity. - Thomas Merton

  12. The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little. - Thomas Merton

  13. What we have to be is what we are. -Thomas Merton

  14. Without the alternation of sound and silence, there would be no rhythm. - Thomas Merton

  15. When you expect the world to end at any moment, you know there is no need to hurry. - Thomas Merton

  16. Despair is the absolute extreme of self-love. - Thomas Merton

  17. The least of learning is done in the classrooms. - Thomas Merton

  18. The deepest level of communication is not communication but communion. - Thomas Merton

  19. Hurry ruins saints as well as artists. - Thomas Merton

  20. Violence is not completely fatal until it ceases to disturb us. - Thomas Merton

  21. The solution of the problem of life is life itself. - Thomas Merton

  22. A man who fails well is greater than one who succeeds badly. - Thomas Merton

  23. The end of the world will be legal. - Thomas Merton

  24. Whose silence are you? - Thomas Merton

  25. Prayer and love are learned in the hour when prayer becomes impossible and the heart has turned to stone. - Thomas Merton

  26. You are made in the image of what you desire. - Thomas Merton

  27. We have what we seek. - Thomas Merton

Confucius - 20 Topics

  1. Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius

  2. It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop. - Confucius

  3. Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

  4. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

  5. When anger rises, think of consequences. - Confucius

  6. The superior man is modest in speech but exceeds in his actions. - Confucius

  7. Respect yourself and others will respect you. - Confucius

  8. What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius

  9. Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

  10. Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue. - Confucius

  11. The cautious seldom err. -Confucius

  12. Things that are done it is needless to think about; things that are past it is needless to blame. - Confucius

  13. When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character we should turn inwards and examine ourselves. - Confucius

  14. The people may be made to follow a course of action but they may not be made to understand it. - Confucius

  15. The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business and success only a subsequent consideration. - Confucius

  16. Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous and lo! Virtue is at hand. - Confucius

  17. Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

  18. When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge. - Confucius

  19. When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them. - Confucius

  20. To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Tech Companies - 20 Topics

  1. eBay

  2. Google

  3. Facebook

  4. YouTube

  5. Netflix

  6. Craigslist

  7. Twitter

  8. Amazon

  9. LinkedIn

  10. Hulu

  11. Pinterest

  12. Instagram

  13. PayPal

  14. Bing

  15. Wikipedia

  16. The Pirate Bay

  17. Yahoo!

  18. Reddit

  19. Imgur

  20. Blogspot

Pirates of the Caribbean - 19 Topics

  1. Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. - Captain Jack Sparrow

  2. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. - Captain Jack Sparrow

  3. I saved your life; you saved mine. We’re square. - Captain Jack Sparrow

  4. I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. - Will Turner

  5. Will Turner: This is either madness or brilliance.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Its remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

  6. Even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision. - Governor Swann

  7. Any man who falls behind is left behind. - Captain Jack Sparrow.

  8. Will Turner: In a fair fight, I’d kill you.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it?

  9. It was a good plan... up ‘til now. - Anamaria

  10. Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Unless of course he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

  11. The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do and what a man can’t do. - Captain Jack Sparrow

  12. We’re going to steal a ship? That ship? - Will Turner

    Commandeer. Were going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. - Captain Jack Sparrow

  13. Hang the code and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines anyway. - Elizabeth Swann

  14. It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself. - Captain Barbossa

  15. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. - Captain Jack Sparrow

  16. ...and then they made their chief - Captain Jack Sparrow

  17. One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. - Commodore Norrington

  18. Captain Barbossa: It’s not possible.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Not probable.

  19. No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder? - Captain Jack Sparrow

One Word Subjects - 54 Topics

  1. Celebrity

  2. Valentine

  3. Ice Cream

  4. Music

  5. Christmas

  6. Black & White

  7. Monster

  8. Fashion

  9. Thunderbolt

  10. Solitude

  11. Birthday

  12. Iconic

  13. Robot

  14. Peace

  15. Food & Drink

  16. Crown

  17. Cartoon

  18. Vintage

  19. Astronaut

  20. Strict

  21. Plain

  22. Solstice

  23. Office

  24. Linear

  25. Clean

  26. Perfect

  27. Amateur

  28. Papercut

  29. Trophy

  30. Blanket

  31. Homeless

  32. Capital

  33. Minimum

  34. Social

  35. Pants

  36. Represent

  37. Environment

  38. Socks

  39. Cognition

  40. Blurry

  41. Watching

  42. Theater

  43. Mountain

  44. Motivation

  45. Soft

  46. Poster

  47. Toothless

  48. Pizza

  49. Power

  50. Rolling

  51. Joy

  52. Trees

  53. Eagle

  54. Toe

Bob Dylan - 28 Topics

  1. You could have done better, but I don’t mind. - Bob Dylan

  2. He not busy born is busy dying. - Bob Dylan

  3. You are a walking antique. - Bob Dylan

  4. Her profession’s her religion. - Bob Dylan

  5. To her, death is quite romantic.- Bob Dylan

  6. You say you never compromise. - Bob Dylan

  7. Her sin is her lifelessness. - Bob Dylan

  8. Well I’m livin’ in a foreign country but I’m bound to cross the line. - Bob Dylan

  9. I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin’. - Bob Dylan

  10. I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken. - Bob Dylan

  11. You shouldn’t let other people get your kicks for you. - Bob Dylan

  12. I live in another world where life and death are memorized. - Bob Dylan

  13. People tell me it’s a sin to know and feel too much within. - Bob Dylan

  14. I know it looks like I’m movin’ but I’m standin’ still. - Bob Dylan

  15. I can’t even remember what it was I came here to get away from. - Bob Dylan

  16. You can always come back but you can’t come back all the way. - Bob Dylan

  17. The emptiness is endless cold as the clay. - Bob Dylan

  18. How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn’t see? - Bob Dylan

  19. How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? - Bob Dylan

  20. I’m ready to go anywhere. I’m ready for it to fade. - Bob Dylan

  21. Well it may be the devil or it may be the Lord but youre gonna have to serve somebody. - Bob Dylan

  22. Papa’s bank book wasn’t big enough. - Bob Dylan

  23. Early one mornin’, the sun was shinin’, I was layin’ in bed wondrin’ if she’d changed at all. - Bob Dylan

  24. But all the while I was alone, the past was close behind. - Bob Dylan

  25. I thought you’d never say hello, she said, you look like the silent type. - Bob Dylan

  26. The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keepin on. - Bob Dylan

  27. There was music in the cafes at night and revolution in the air. - Bob Dylan

  28. All the people we used to know, they’re an illusion to me now. - Bob Dylan

The Art of War - 12 Topics

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu

“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” - Sun Tzu

“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” - Sun Tzu

“If you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete.” - Sun Tzu

“When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.” - Sun Tzu

“When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.” - Sun Tzu

“There are not more than five primary colours, yet in combination they produces more hues than can ever be seen.” - Sun Tzu

“One may know how to conquer without being able to do it.” - Sun Tzu

“The wise warrior avoids the battle.” - Sun Tzu

“Plan for what is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.” - Sun Tzu

“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges in order to make it clear to everybody that you have no hankering after home.” - Sun Tzu

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt.” - Sun Tzu

Advertising Slogans - 12 Topics

“The breakfast of champions” - Wheaties

“Just do it.” - Nike

“I’m lovin’ it.” - McDonalds

“Where’s the beef?” - Wendy’s

“Get Allstate. And be protected from mayhem, like me.” - Allstate

“Think different.” - Apple

“Because I’m worth it.” - L’Oreal

“Betcha can’t eat just one.” - Lay’s Potato Chips

“The relentless pursuit of perfection.” - Lexus

“Every kiss begins with Kay.” - Kay Jewelers

“Only you can prevent forest fires.” - Smokey the Bear

“Think small.” - Volkswagen

The Stoics - 12 Topics

“It isn’t manly to be enraged.” - Marcus Aurelius

“The nearer a man comes to a calm mind, the closer he is to strength.” - Marcus Aurelius

“If you wish to improve, be content to appear clueless or stupid in extraneous matters.” - Epictetus

“If some regard you as important, distrust yourself.” - Epictetus

“I learned to read carefully and not be satisfied with a rough understanding of the whole, and not to agree too quickly with those who have a lot to say about something.” - Marcus Aurelius

“Let’s pass over to the really rich--how often the occasions they look just like the poor!” - Seneca

“For this is what makes us evil--that none of us looks back upon our own lives.” - Seneca

“Your principles can’t be extinguished unless you snuff out the thoughts that feed them.” - Marcus Aurelius

“A podium and a prison is each a place, one high and the other low, but in either place your freedom of choice can be maintained if you so wish.” - Epictetus

“The person in training must seek to rise above, so as to stop seeking out pleasure and steering away from pain; to stop clinging to living and abhorring death; and in the case of property and money, to stop valuing receiving over giving.” - Musonius Rufus

“There is only one path to happiness, and that is in giving up all outside of your sphere of choice, regarding nothing else as your possession, surrendering all else to God and fortune.” - Epictetus

“What then can pollute and clog the mind’s proper functioning? Nothing but its own corrupt decisions.” - Epictetus

The Onion - 12 Topics

“Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day” - The Onion

“Rural Nebraskan Not Sure He Could Handle Frantic Pace Of Omaha.” - The Onion

“World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent” - The Onion

“Friends of Band Regret Going To Show” - The Onion

“Exercise Ball All The Way Over There.” - The Onion

“Drugs Win Drug War” - The Onion

“450,000 Unsold Earth Day Issues of Time Trucked To Landfill.” - The Onion

“Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution to Be.” - The Onion

“Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed of Self.” - The Onion

“Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent on Land.” - The Onion

“World’s Scientists Admit They Just Don’t Like Mice.” - The Onion

“Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest” - The Onion

Renaissance Artists - 12 Topics

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.” - Michelangelo

“Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.” - Michelangelo

“Genius is eternal patience.” - Michelangelo

“When one is painting, one does not think.” - Raphael

“Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.” - Michelangelo

“While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.” - Leonardo Da Vinci

“Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves.” - Raphael

“Learning never exhausts the mind.” - Leonardo Da Vinci

“The human heart is as a frail craft on which we wish to reach the stars.” - Giotto di Bondone

“Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour.” - Giotto di Bondone

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” - Leonardo Da Vinci

“The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.” - Leonardo Da Vinci

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