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Adolf Hitler - 27 Topics
The greater the lie the greater the chance that it will be believed. – Adolf Hitler
Those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live. – Adolf Hitler
The majority can never replace the man. – Adolf Hitler
It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge. – Adolf Hitler
Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. – Adolf Hitler
The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force. – Adolf Hitler
Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless. – Adolf Hitler
Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice. – Adolf Hitler
How fortunate for leaders that men do not think. – Adolf Hitler
To be a leader means to be able to move masses. – Adolf Hitler
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. – Adolf Hitler
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized. – Adolf Hitler
Great liars are also great magicians. – Adolf Hitler
The great strength of the totalitarian state is that it forces those who fear it to imitate it. – Adolf Hitler
Whoever has experienced war at the front will want to refrain from all avoidable bloodshed. – Adolf Hitler
Strength lies not in defense, but in attack. – Adolf Hitler
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few. – Adolf Hitler
The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category. – Adolf Hitler
Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise terror sabotage assassination. This is the war of the future. – Adolf Hitler
Hate is more lasting than dislike. – Adolf Hitler
As a Christian, I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice. – Adolf Hitler
The very first essential for success is a perpetually constant and regular employment of violence. – Adolf Hitler
He alone who owns the youth gains the future. – Adolf Hitler
By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise. – Adolf Hitler
Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish through eternal peace. – Adolf Hitler
The day of individual happiness has passed. – Adolf Hitler
Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction. – Adolf Hitler
Pixar Movies - 27 Topics
A good soldier never leaves a man behind! – Sergeant, Toy Story
Adventure is out there! – Charles Muntz, Up
Computer, define dancing. – Captain, Wall-E
Nature has a certain order. – Princess Atta, A Bug’s Life
You don’t talk much. I like you! – Ellie, Up
They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity. – Bob, The Incredibles
It isn’t stealing if no one wants it. – Django, Ratatouille
Oh that’s great. Blame it on the little guy. – Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc
Everyone’s special. – Helen, The Incredibles
First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault. – Hopper, A Bug’s Life
Thanks for the adventure. Now go have one of your own. – Ellie, Up
You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. – Alien toys, Toy Story 2
Ain’t no need to watch where I’m goin; just need to know where I’ve been. – Mater, Cars
Try blue. It’s the new red! – Ships Computer Wall-E
This is the perfect time to be hysterical. – Hamm the Piggy Bank, Toy Story 3
Ya can’t rush art. – Geri the Cleaner, Toy Story 2
I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. – Russell, Up
Do not return to Earth. – Shelby Forthright BnL CEO, Wall-E
I don’t want your help. I want you safe. – Carl Fredricksen, Up
Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. – Syndrome, The Incredibles
They can’t know the truth! The truth, you see, is bad! – Flik, A Bug’s Life
Valuing life is not weakness and disregarding it is not strength. – Mirage, The Incredibles
I like you temporarily! – Dug, Up
Do you hear that? It’s the winds of change. – Randall, Monsters Inc
Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. – Anton Ego, Ratatouille
I have just met you and I love you. – Dug, Up
So long partner. – Woody, Toy Story 3
Thomas Merton - 27 Topics
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton
We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone. We find it with another. - Thomas Merton
If a man is to live, he must be all alive, body, soul, mind, heart, spirit. - Thomas Merton
Anxiety is the mark of spiritual insecurity. -Thomas Merton
Our idea of God tells us more about ourselves than about Him. - Thomas Merton
But there is greater comfort in the substance of silence than in the answer to a question. - Thomas Merton
Love, therefore, is its own reward. - Thomas Merton
Solitude is a way to defend the spirit against the murderous din of our materialism. - Thomas Merton
A man knows when he has found his vocation when he stops thinking about how to live and begins to live. - Thomas Merton
Peace demands the most heroic labor and the most difficult sacrifice. - Thomas Merton
Souls are like athletes that need opponents worthy of them if they are to be tried and extended and pushed to the full use of their powers and rewarded according to their capacity. - Thomas Merton
The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little. - Thomas Merton
What we have to be is what we are. -Thomas Merton
Without the alternation of sound and silence, there would be no rhythm. - Thomas Merton
When you expect the world to end at any moment, you know there is no need to hurry. - Thomas Merton
Despair is the absolute extreme of self-love. - Thomas Merton
The least of learning is done in the classrooms. - Thomas Merton
The deepest level of communication is not communication but communion. - Thomas Merton
Hurry ruins saints as well as artists. - Thomas Merton
Violence is not completely fatal until it ceases to disturb us. - Thomas Merton
The solution of the problem of life is life itself. - Thomas Merton
A man who fails well is greater than one who succeeds badly. - Thomas Merton
The end of the world will be legal. - Thomas Merton
Whose silence are you? - Thomas Merton
Prayer and love are learned in the hour when prayer becomes impossible and the heart has turned to stone. - Thomas Merton
You are made in the image of what you desire. - Thomas Merton
We have what we seek. - Thomas Merton
Confucius - 20 Topics
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. - Confucius
It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop. - Confucius
Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius
When anger rises, think of consequences. - Confucius
The superior man is modest in speech but exceeds in his actions. - Confucius
Respect yourself and others will respect you. - Confucius
What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. - Confucius
Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius
Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue. - Confucius
The cautious seldom err. -Confucius
Things that are done it is needless to think about; things that are past it is needless to blame. - Confucius
When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character we should turn inwards and examine ourselves. - Confucius
The people may be made to follow a course of action but they may not be made to understand it. - Confucius
The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business and success only a subsequent consideration. - Confucius
Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous and lo! Virtue is at hand. - Confucius
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius
When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge. - Confucius
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them. - Confucius
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius
Tech Companies - 20 Topics
eBay
Google
Facebook
YouTube
Netflix
Craigslist
Twitter
Amazon
LinkedIn
Hulu
Pinterest
Instagram
PayPal
Bing
Wikipedia
The Pirate Bay
Yahoo!
Reddit
Imgur
Blogspot
Pirates of the Caribbean - 19 Topics
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. - Captain Jack Sparrow
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. - Captain Jack Sparrow
I saved your life; you saved mine. We’re square. - Captain Jack Sparrow
I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. - Will Turner
Will Turner: This is either madness or brilliance.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Its remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision. - Governor Swann
Any man who falls behind is left behind. - Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner: In a fair fight, I’d kill you.
Captain Jack Sparrow: That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then is it?
It was a good plan... up ‘til now. - Anamaria
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Unless of course he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do and what a man can’t do. - Captain Jack Sparrow
We’re going to steal a ship? That ship? - Will Turner
Commandeer. Were going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. - Captain Jack Sparrow
Hang the code and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines anyway. - Elizabeth Swann
It’ll be one pistol as before and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself. - Captain Barbossa
The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. - Captain Jack Sparrow
...and then they made their chief - Captain Jack Sparrow
One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. - Commodore Norrington
Captain Barbossa: It’s not possible.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Not probable.
No survivors? Then where do the stories come from I wonder? - Captain Jack Sparrow
One Word Subjects - 54 Topics
Celebrity
Valentine
Ice Cream
Music
Christmas
Black & White
Monster
Fashion
Thunderbolt
Solitude
Birthday
Iconic
Robot
Peace
Food & Drink
Crown
Cartoon
Vintage
Astronaut
Strict
Plain
Solstice
Office
Linear
Clean
Perfect
Amateur
Papercut
Trophy
Blanket
Homeless
Capital
Minimum
Social
Pants
Represent
Environment
Socks
KindnessCognition
Blurry
Watching
Theater
Mountain
Motivation
Soft
Poster
Toothless
Pizza
Power
Rolling
Joy
Trees
Eagle
Toe
Bob Dylan - 28 Topics
You could have done better, but I don’t mind. - Bob Dylan
He not busy born is busy dying. - Bob Dylan
You are a walking antique. - Bob Dylan
Her profession’s her religion. - Bob Dylan
To her, death is quite romantic.- Bob Dylan
You say you never compromise. - Bob Dylan
Her sin is her lifelessness. - Bob Dylan
Well I’m livin’ in a foreign country but I’m bound to cross the line. - Bob Dylan
I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin’. - Bob Dylan
I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken. - Bob Dylan
You shouldn’t let other people get your kicks for you. - Bob Dylan
I live in another world where life and death are memorized. - Bob Dylan
People tell me it’s a sin to know and feel too much within. - Bob Dylan
I know it looks like I’m movin’ but I’m standin’ still. - Bob Dylan
I can’t even remember what it was I came here to get away from. - Bob Dylan
You can always come back but you can’t come back all the way. - Bob Dylan
The emptiness is endless cold as the clay. - Bob Dylan
How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn’t see? - Bob Dylan
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? - Bob Dylan
I’m ready to go anywhere. I’m ready for it to fade. - Bob Dylan
Well it may be the devil or it may be the Lord but youre gonna have to serve somebody. - Bob Dylan
Papa’s bank book wasn’t big enough. - Bob Dylan
Early one mornin’, the sun was shinin’, I was layin’ in bed wondrin’ if she’d changed at all. - Bob Dylan
But all the while I was alone, the past was close behind. - Bob Dylan
I thought you’d never say hello, she said, you look like the silent type. - Bob Dylan
The only thing I knew how to do was to keep on keepin on. - Bob Dylan
There was music in the cafes at night and revolution in the air. - Bob Dylan
All the people we used to know, they’re an illusion to me now. - Bob Dylan
The Art of War - 12 Topics
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.” - Sun Tzu
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” - Sun Tzu
“If you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your victory complete.” - Sun Tzu
“When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.” - Sun Tzu
“When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.” - Sun Tzu
“There are not more than five primary colours, yet in combination they produces more hues than can ever be seen.” - Sun Tzu
“One may know how to conquer without being able to do it.” - Sun Tzu
“The wise warrior avoids the battle.” - Sun Tzu
“Plan for what is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.” - Sun Tzu
“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges in order to make it clear to everybody that you have no hankering after home.” - Sun Tzu
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt.” - Sun Tzu
Advertising Slogans - 12 Topics
“The breakfast of champions” - Wheaties
“Just do it.” - Nike
“I’m lovin’ it.” - McDonalds
“Where’s the beef?” - Wendy’s
“Get Allstate. And be protected from mayhem, like me.” - Allstate
“Think different.” - Apple
“Because I’m worth it.” - L’Oreal
“Betcha can’t eat just one.” - Lay’s Potato Chips
“The relentless pursuit of perfection.” - Lexus
“Every kiss begins with Kay.” - Kay Jewelers
“Only you can prevent forest fires.” - Smokey the Bear
“Think small.” - Volkswagen
The Stoics - 12 Topics
“It isn’t manly to be enraged.” - Marcus Aurelius
“The nearer a man comes to a calm mind, the closer he is to strength.” - Marcus Aurelius
“If you wish to improve, be content to appear clueless or stupid in extraneous matters.” - Epictetus
“If some regard you as important, distrust yourself.” - Epictetus
“I learned to read carefully and not be satisfied with a rough understanding of the whole, and not to agree too quickly with those who have a lot to say about something.” - Marcus Aurelius
“Let’s pass over to the really rich--how often the occasions they look just like the poor!” - Seneca
“For this is what makes us evil--that none of us looks back upon our own lives.” - Seneca
“Your principles can’t be extinguished unless you snuff out the thoughts that feed them.” - Marcus Aurelius
“A podium and a prison is each a place, one high and the other low, but in either place your freedom of choice can be maintained if you so wish.” - Epictetus
“The person in training must seek to rise above, so as to stop seeking out pleasure and steering away from pain; to stop clinging to living and abhorring death; and in the case of property and money, to stop valuing receiving over giving.” - Musonius Rufus
“There is only one path to happiness, and that is in giving up all outside of your sphere of choice, regarding nothing else as your possession, surrendering all else to God and fortune.” - Epictetus
“What then can pollute and clog the mind’s proper functioning? Nothing but its own corrupt decisions.” - Epictetus
The Onion - 12 Topics
“Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day” - The Onion
“Rural Nebraskan Not Sure He Could Handle Frantic Pace Of Omaha.” - The Onion
“World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent” - The Onion
“Friends of Band Regret Going To Show” - The Onion
“Exercise Ball All The Way Over There.” - The Onion
“Drugs Win Drug War” - The Onion
“450,000 Unsold Earth Day Issues of Time Trucked To Landfill.” - The Onion
“Area Man Passionate Defender of What He Imagines Constitution to Be.” - The Onion
“Pop Culture Expert Surprisingly Not Ashamed of Self.” - The Onion
“Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent on Land.” - The Onion
“World’s Scientists Admit They Just Don’t Like Mice.” - The Onion
“Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest” - The Onion
Renaissance Artists - 12 Topics
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.” - Michelangelo
“Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.” - Michelangelo
“Genius is eternal patience.” - Michelangelo
“When one is painting, one does not think.” - Raphael
“Death and love are the two wings that bear the good man to heaven.” - Michelangelo
“While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.” - Leonardo Da Vinci
“Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves.” - Raphael
“Learning never exhausts the mind.” - Leonardo Da Vinci
“The human heart is as a frail craft on which we wish to reach the stars.” - Giotto di Bondone
“Every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour.” - Giotto di Bondone
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” - Leonardo Da Vinci
“The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.” - Leonardo Da Vinci
Homographs - 20 Topics
(Note: Homographs are words that share distinctly different meanings for the same spelling.)
Leaves
Crane
Current
Rose
Type
Tender
Deck
Hip
Racket
Hatch
Press
Squash
Draft
Stem
Well
Duck
Bow
Wind
Curry
Dash
Jackson Pollock Quotes - 20 Topics
"The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through."
"Painting is self-discovery. Every good artist paints what he is."
"You can't learn techniques and then try to become a painter."
"My paintings do not have a center, but depend on the same amount of interest throughout."
"The secret of success is to be fully awake to everything about you."
"There is no accident, just as there is no beginning and no end."
"Love is friendship set to music."
"It seems to me that the modern painter cannot express this age, the airplane, the atom bomb, the radio, in the old forms of the Renaissance or of any other past culture."
"Abstract painting is abstract. It confronts you."
"When I am in a painting, I'm not aware of what I'm doing."
"It doesn't matter how the paint is put on, as long as something is said."
"Painting is no problem. The problem is what to do when you're not painting."
"The modern artist is working with space and time and expressing his feelings rather than illustrating."
"I have no fear of making changes, destroying the image, etc., because the painting has a life of its own."
"A real friend is someone you say a sentence to and they know ten thousand words behind that sentence."
"Technique is just a means of arriving at a statement."
"If people would just look at the paintings, I don't think they would have any trouble enjoying them. It's like looking at a bed of flowers, you don't tear your hair out over what it means."
"I don't paint nature. I am nature."
"Each age finds its own technique."
"Art is coming face to face with yourself."
Household Items - 20 Topics
Door
Toaster
Shower
Floor
Carpet
Chandelier
Bookshelf
Wardrobe
Couch
Desk
Loveseat
Cushion
Broom
Laundry detergent
Curtain
Blanket
Electric Plug
Vase
Television
Sink
Lord of the Rings Quotes - 18 Topics
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door." - Gandalf
"Why was I chosen? Such questions cannot be answered." - Gandalf
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf
"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life." - Gandalf
"I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." - Arwen
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
"We must move on, we cannot linger." - Legolas
"Are we lost?" - Pippin
"No." - Merry
"I think we are." - Pippin
"What are we holding onto, Sam?" - Frodo
"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for." - Sam
"I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales."- Sam
"Don't look down, Sam, just keep going!" - Frodo
"Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm…except the consistency of squirrel droppings?" - Gimli
"The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them." - Eowyn
"I fear neither death nor pain." - Eowyn
"What do you fear, my lady?" - Aragorn
“A cage." - Eowyn
"War will make corpses of us all." - Faramir
"Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf." - Gimli
"What about side by side with a friend?" - Legolas
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take." - Gandalf
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" - Gimli
"I will not say "Do not weep," for not all tears are an evil. - Gandalf
Peter Drucker Quotes - 20 Topics
"The best way to predict the future is to create it."
"Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things."
"There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all."
"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said."
"The purpose of a business is to create a customer."
"Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results, not attributes."
"Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work."
"If you want something new, you have to stop doing something old."
"Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans."
"No one learns as much about a subject as one who is forced to teach it."
"The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me, never say 'I.'"
"What is measured, improves."
"Business has only two functions - marketing and innovations."
"Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility."
"People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year."
"Results are obtained by exploiting opportunities, not by solving problems."
"The most serious mistakes are not being made as a result of wrong answers. The true dangerous thing is asking the wrong question."
“People in any organization are always attached to the obsolete - the things that should have worked but did not, the things that once were productive and no longer are.”
“So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.”
“Strategy is a commodity; execution is an art.”
Vine Quotes - 18 Topics
"AHH! Stahhp. I coulda’ dropped my croissant."
"Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does."
"Happy crimus…"
"It's crismun…"
"Merry crisis"
“Merry Chrysler"
"Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."
"Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha--Free--Freshavacado."
"What's better than this? Guys bein dudes."
"WHAT ARE THOSEEEE?"
"THEY are my crocs!"
"Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
"Say Colorado."
"I'm a GIRAFFE!"
"All I wanna tell you is school's not important. Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?
"What's 9+10?"
"21."
"Hey, did you happen to go to class last week?"
"I have never missed a class."
"Oh hi, thanks for checking in; I'm still a piece of garrrbaaaggggge."
"Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!"
"Country boy, I love you…bleh.”
"It's Wednesday, my dudes."
"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.”